“An apple a day
keeps the doctor away!”
Any guess who said these words?
No one said these words! It was a golden saying
on health. But this is what I got in WhatsApp!
Dei! When did
Steve Jobs say all these? Just because, WhatsApp is there you cannot circulate whatever
you want!
Contest Master
and Fellow Toastmasters!
Today WhatsApp
is the most abused media! Anyone having a mobile number and a smart phone is
able to open a WhatsApp account and also create a group in minute. They can
post whatever they want and whenever they want.
For some people,
they have to forward something or the other, every day. They just get excited
on seeing the word “Forward”. One day, I was showing my priceless old cassette
player to my friend Basker. Immediately he started pressing the Forward button 20
times in a second. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder to Forward!
The other day, I
went for SSTUV College for a campus-recruitment. I saw an impressive resume of
a student. It revealed that he spends more than one hour on social service, every
morning.
“My God! Today a
student getting up in the early morning itself is a big service to the parents.
Doing social service at that odd hour should be really, really impressive! I
was curious to know more!
“What kind of social services you do
Krishna?”
“Sir, I am a member of 34 WhatsApp
groups sir! Every day morning I forward all the inspirational stories to all my
groups sir.”
“Oh!”
“Sir, nothing like doing social
service, sir! The other day I forwarded a message on blood donation to more
than 400 people sir, in just 20 minutes sir!
“Ok. Btw, have you ever donated
blood Krishna?”
“No Sir. I am really scared of it sir.
That’s why I am doing this kind of social service in WhatsApp. Sir, shall I
include you in my WhatsApp Group Sir?”
“No. Thanks Krishna! I am already a
member of so many WhatsApp groups”.
I was reminded
of those dreadful days, when I was a member of 69 WhatsApp groups. Medley
Members group, Past Presidents group, Mentors group, Advanced Communicators
group, Tamilnadu Toastmasters group, Ammani Patti family group, Gundakkal patti
group, Adult Male Cousins group. That last group was to discuss on subjects
like Politics, Religion etc. Believe me. Nothing more!
While you go to
sleep, that “Ting, Ting” sound would not allow you to sleep peacefully. Someone
suggested me to use the mute button. After that, no interruptions! But I was
missing some important messages! So I had to still keep checking.
WhatsApp is like
a diaper! You need to keep checking, even if nothing is there.
Toastmasters, please
don’t underestimate the power of WhatsApp. It is not just a media to share
anecdotes and stories. People use it for a variety of purposes. Some users just
send Good Morning message to all in their groups. That would be their first job
before brushing their teeth. They are the Rooster category. They would come
back only after 24 hours to post another Good Morning message.
Then comes the
Booster category. Whatever you post, they would respond saying Wow, Awesome,
Kool etc. Many a times they use these kind of signs. ....(gesture)
Finally the
third category Toasters. They will identify
old friends, form a group and host parties. It is their full-time job.
The other day my
wife was saying.
“Sundar, I
am going to Mahabs on coming Sunday. Are you joining with me? Even spouses are
also allowed.”
“What
group? How much it costs?”
“It is our
PSPT-81 WhatsApp Group. It costs just Rs.3000”
“What is
PSPT-81? You never told me about such a group.”
“No. My
friend Durga only found this group very recently. PSPT is nothing but Prathmic
Students of Padma Teacher. We all took tuition under Padma Teacher in 1981 for
three weeks. Thanks to WhatsApp, Durga identified all 15 of us. Ramesh is flying
from Australia for this get together. Malini is all the way coming from US. I am
longing to meet them”
“Longing to
meet? Jayanthi, if I remember right, you bunked this Hindi class for almost two
weeks out of 3 weeks”
After quitting
from WhatsApp groups, I was curious to know what was going on. I sneaked into my
wife’s smart phone. That’s when I saw that interesting message.
‘If any
objectionable content is found then the admin could be arrested’.
Yes! This is
what I wanted. I thought that now people would keep quiet or downplay. But do you
know what happened? The admins made aaaall the members of the group as admins. No
one was scared! They started another thread of discussions.
“Hey. I
thought that Satheesh would be arrested yar.”
“No way
ya! He is so smart. That’s why he made all of us admin. By the way, I never had
been to Jail! How about you?”
“No, yar! I
only went to Kaithi restaurant.”
“I heard
Puzhal is better than Vellore”
Oh My God!
People can ramble on any topics.
Occasionally
discussions happen on the technical features of WhatsApp. The other day Sunil
had a doubt.
“Sundar, what
are those two tick marks in WhatsApp?”
“They are “read
messages”
“No Sundar. I am
talking about those blue tick marks. Not the red message”
“Sunil…., when I
said “Read” it is R…E…A….D… Read Messages. Got it?”
Toastmasters, with
WhatsApp, there are some hidden benefits too. Nowadays family quarrels have come
down drastically. Yes. People are busy in WhatsApp and they don’t have time to
quarrel. In many apartments, they have done away with the watchman. In every apartment, someone is checking
WhatsApp throughout the night.
Toastamasters! I
am not sure if I am using WhatsApp, but I am sure WhatsApp is using me! Contest
Master!